RTT
I haven’t done a Random Tuesday Thoughts post in a LONG time, but since my brain is all sugar and carb-less and apparently doesn’t function well without pasta and bread and sugar OH MY…this is the best ya’ll are gonna get out of me today so just deal with it and don’t give me a lot of crap because I just can’t take it and I want to eat an Easy Mac and I don’t like water there is an IZZE in the fridge just looking at me and calling my name but instead I am eating celery. Sigh.
In case you couldn’t tell from the above rant, I am currently on Phase 1 of the South Beach Diet. Otherwise known as the ” Eat all the meat and cheese you want but if you even LOOK at bread you FAIL!” diet. It’s making me a little crazy and I am only on day one. Thirteen more to go. I’m not going to make it.
I am picking up a few bartending/serving shifts at my old job to help pay for BlogHer. I would attempt to find a sponsor…but to be honest I’m a bit lazy and I don’t feel like dealing with anyone else’s agenda for those days other than my own. And on my agenda? The FattyPattyLivesOnBakedGoodsExtravaganza. SHIT! Now I am thinking about carbs! Nom Nom Nom.
Splenda tastes like ass.
Anyone have any idea how expensive it is to REMOVE an in-ground pool? Holy cow, it’s nuts! hmmm…nuts…I am actually allowed to have some of those.
I have a stupid cowlick and no matter HOW hard I try, my hair always parts funny. Makes me stabby.
Chase will never be potty trained. I am going to give up now since he just peed on my foot for the umpteenth time while holding a conversation with me. He just doesn’t care.
Jimmy has the same cowlick as I do. Poor baby- maybe that’s why he is so pissed off all the time.
Go see Keely, yo.
Random Tuesday Thoughts

I’ve taken a small hiatus from RTT these last couple weeks, but here we go again! If you want to play, or just read more randomness, go see Keely!
- I need to find a way to convince my 4 month old that shoving his whole hand down this throat and gagging himself is not going to make his gums feel any better.
- Chase will be 2 in a month. I’m not sure how I feel about him growing up on me. I’m also not sure if I will survive his Backyardigans party. Pray for me.
- Our house is really quiet without our dog. It’s sort of nice in one way, and ridiculously sad in another.
- We leave for the beach in 11 days. I can lose 30lbs by then right?
- 9 days until this class from hell is over. Then I can re-join the land of the living, and maybe see the sun.
- We’ve made the decision that I need to go back to work full time. Now I just have to find a job. Perfect.
- Don’t ya’ll like my shiny new blog? I have Jenn to thank for it!
- My arm is sore from playing Boom Blox on the Wii, maybe my body is telling me sometime…like GO TO THE GYM!
- I haven’t had any chinese this week. Must be some sort of a record. I might have to remedy that this afternoon!
OK, now go see Keely , link up and get random!
RTT- The annoyed with life edition.
Step 1- Go to Keely’s.
Step 2- Follow directions.
Step 3- Get Random.
- C is absolutely giving me a taste of the terrible twos. Whining all day? CHECK. Bitching about nothing? CHECK. Beating up on baby brother? CHECK. Not napping? CHECK. This is just freaking perfect.
- I’ve been asking the husband for a morning to really sleep in for a few months. Yesterday I woke up with a killer migraine. This was a puking my brains out, can’t open my eyes kind of headache. I didn’t leave my room till almost 11am. The man had the nerve to insinuate that that should count as my sleeping in. IN YOUR DREAMS!
- Two of my biggest pet peeves in this world are being sticky and damp. Take a wild guess as to why I hate being a bartender?
- I’m WAY tired of sharing a car, and feeling like a freaking felon when I have to ask the husband to let me keep it. There is always attitude involved. I’m sorry…does it improve your manly mood to have the car sitting in the damn parking lot at work, rather than your wife not losing her mother loving mind stuck at home all day with 2 kids under 2? Bite. Me.
- I’m beyond tired of school. I should be done like 4 degrees by now, I graduated from high school 9 frickidy frackin years ago people.
- I’ve now lost 15 lbs since April 10th. Why haven’t I gone down a jeans size you ask? Because my damn child bearing hips are NOT MOVING! I need to be on the beach in like 6 weeks people.
- Spousey and I finally had a day off together yesterday and all we wanted to do was watch a Phillies game. But NO. They had the day off. Suckers.
Go. Link Up. You know you want to.















