Girl Talk Thursday
Over at Girl Talk Thursdaythis week they are talking about things they are too scared to do. My list of things that makes me a pansy ass is, well, on the large side. Extra large. With a side of Xanax.
Ahem.
Go on a cruise. I don’t know if I just saw Titanic too many times or what, but the idea of being on a ship with no land in sight just does not excite me. I grew up on the beach in southern New Jersey( NO, not THAT Jersey Shore) and I have no beef with water. Just the big ass boat in the middle of all that water…with no way for me to swim to shore. And sharks. And going nuts from dehydration and drinking the salt water and being sunburned when we get shipwrecked…you get the idea.
Any type of public speaking. My tum tum hurts just thinking about it. *shudder* I am painfully shy, though if you know me from twitter you may not believe it. This even went as far to bother me when I was a server, I never wanted to take big tables because I didn’t want to have to talk to them. Gah. Me is a wuss for sure.
Have another baby. Because you know…there are only two options here. I will either have a girl…which is scary enough on it’s own. Or I will have a boy, and then I will have THREE boys, which is scary scary shit in my world.
Be near or on a crane. I don’t know what it is, but I have a serious phobia of those hulking machines. Every day on my drive to work as I come over a hill I can see the town I work in. The town they are rebuilding the center of. The town that has not one, not two, not three but FOUR HUGE cranes that laugh in my direction every day. The hair on the back of my neck stands up the second I see them on the horizon. I’m going to stop talking about this now. EEK.
Open the cup I found under the couch. Yep, nope. Not going to happen. Ever.
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Public speaking doesn’t bother me anymore. I think teaching karate for over 10 years has something to do with that. Having another baby? It’s on my radar but I’m sooooo with you on the worried if you have a girl, but 3 boys? SCARY!
hahahahaaa on the cup thing. I make hubs open the spoiled milk cups or I just throw them out and buy a new one.
.-= Colleen´s last blog ..Jacksonville Friends of Maddie =-.
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Cranes scare me, too. I think it’s the result of way too many action movies.
Cruises are kind of creepy. I always imagine Mr. and Mrs. Roper bellied up to the buffet.
.-= Kelly´s last blog ..The silent killer =-.
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Having another baby shudders me to the core, as well. And a crane, shoot I’m scared getting up on a stepstool.
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So with you on cruising! I think it’s my control freak shining through: the thought of being basically stranded in the middle of the ocean does my head in – no thank you.
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Girl, I am totally with you on the cruise. I live in horrible fear of deep bodies of water.
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Oh my gosh… now I’m thirsty and thinking about NOT having water to drink! The horror!
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Throw the cup away. Serious. Ha.
I am terrified of public speaking. No joke. Nearly killed me to speak at BH last year. Am amazed I didn’t die.
.-= Issa´s last blog ..Things I don’t understand #2 =-.
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LOL I had to laugh because I feel the exact same way about cruise ships. I wouldn’t fly because I hate heights. Although I went up into the air on one of those little planes. That’s a whole story in it’s self.
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Okay, there’s another one. Cruise ships.
My husband desperately wants to take our son on a Disney cruise. The very idea makes me want to be very, very sick. And I’m good with water, too. Just don’t like the idea of not being able to touch land.
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I went on my first cruise in September/October and LOVED it. It was a BLAST, you should definitely try it. Maybe a 3 or 4 day cruise just to see what it’s like.
The cup under the couch, yeah, I’d go ahead and just throw it away. LOL
.-= AmazingGreis´s last blog ..I’m chicken… =-.
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