I need another set of arms. Seriously. It seems to me that my boys have a secret language:

C: “Hey J, start crying so I can climb onto the table and steal Mom’s highlighter. I’ll
hook you up with some goldfish in a few months..”

J: ” Sounds good, but throw in a animal cracker and I’ll poop and buy you more time!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

This is the story of my life. I have yet to discover how a combined weight of around 40lbs can cause such utter chaos in my life! I love my kiddos to death, and being a mom is amazing….but damn children…give Mama a break sometimes!